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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Homonyms should be band.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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