- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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