- Anti Joke

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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