- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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