Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

ur an fagit

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

tommy is retared

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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