On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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