- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and can't swim?

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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