- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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