Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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