Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Paper shield.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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