what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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