What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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