The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Mormons having fun.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Stealth baseballs record

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