A Chinese man fails a math test

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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