- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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