- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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