- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What do you call white trash Garbage

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

THE GAME.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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