- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Why? Why Not?

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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Womens rights

ded on boomer and aodddan

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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