- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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