How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

... i forgot the joke :p

dick dick dick... frogs

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

This statement is false.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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