- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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