So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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kesha is a virgin.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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