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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

My parents have an open marriage.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

What did death say to life? Go die

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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