- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

refridgrator

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??