Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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