Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Black people.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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