Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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