- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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