- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

kesha is a virgin.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

What can fly? Lots of things

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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