What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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A man is sitting at a bar. He stands up and goes over to these bikers playing pool. He then walks over to the bartender and says "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can pee in that bottle over there." The bartender looks at the bottle and sees there is a good five meters between the two. The bartender then agrees. The man takes out his penis and begins to pee. His pee stream goes everywhere on the bar, on the cash register, and espicially on the laughing bartender. It goes everywhere except inside the bottle. The man finishes and zips his pants. He then smiles at the bartender while handing him three hundred dollars. The bartender asks "why are you laughing you lost three hundred dollars?" Which the man replies "See those bikers by the pool table laughing?...I bet them five hundred dollars each that I could pee on your bar, on your cash register, and on your face and you would laugh and be happy." The bartender then reached under his bar and toke out his bat. He then continued to break the mans knees and then perceeded to pee on his bruised and battered face.

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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