- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

what do you call obama a dumbass

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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