- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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