- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

womens rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

Boys have swag, real men have class

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