- Anti Joke

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

politically correct!

Okay, after this one then...

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Do you like apples? Yes