What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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*insert joke here*

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There once was the worlds most important people on an airplane. All of them. They were a Boy Scout with a hiking pack, World's Oldest person, World's Smartest person, a Scientist who had the cure to cancer, and the World's Richest man. The Pilot told them that the plane was running out of gas and they would have to bail. But there was a problem, two people were going to have to die. They were only two parachutes short. So the Scientist grabbed one and said, "I'm the only one with the cure to cancer I've got lives to save." And he bails. Then the World's oldest person jumps out with a parachute saying, "I Still Have A Life To Live!!!" Then the Richest person realizes there is two parachutes left. He says, "I have the most money so I have to go because I could save America from going bankrupt." Grabs a chute and jumps. Then, the world's smartest person just happens to be so selfish and bails with the last Parachute. So the Pilot and and the Boy Scout were left. The pilot was kind enough to let the Kid go because he still had he longest life to live. But the kid said no, we could both go. The pilot said no you go. The kid was still being stubborn. And said No, we could both go, The world's smartest person took my back pack, there is one chute left, we could share it. And so they both jumped and landed safely on the ground. And that was the end of the World's smartest man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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Anti Joke

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