Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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