- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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