what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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