Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

What killed the name cool? Coolio

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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