- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

A Pakistani news reader.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??