- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

women's rights

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Women's Rights

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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