Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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boobs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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