Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

FIONN'S LIFE

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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