A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

thumb_up thumb_down -2

KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

thumb_up thumb_down -2

knock knock whose there? my penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Queens Park rangers

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops