So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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