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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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