Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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nipple

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Anti Joke

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