what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

a jew walks out of a furnace

My penis is big... not.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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