- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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