A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

When is a door not a door? Never.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

a seal walks into a club.

who is awesome? no one...

Asians

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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