What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

irish man drinking john smiths

I think everybody should have a penis.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

An Asian with a big dick.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Justin Bieber's mother.

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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