- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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