Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Your momma so fat, she's fat

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Justin Bieber's mother.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, Ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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