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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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Anti Joke

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