- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

A man... walks.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Psychics.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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