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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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