- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

... i forgot the joke :p

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

noah is a scrub jungle

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Well, there's one way...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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