- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

A women left the kitchen.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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