- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

A women left the kitchen.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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