- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

roses are red, violets are violet.

An Asian man fails a math test

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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