Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Anti Joke

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