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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

am i invited to party? no

What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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