Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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smug face >:}

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Anti Joke

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