Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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