Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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Seven

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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