How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Women's Rights.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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copy me and i will kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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