Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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Your existance.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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Anti Joke

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