- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Luke Hardie is G@Y

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A man walks into a bar

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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