- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Vote this down and get DOXED

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

I can count to potato.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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