- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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