- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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