- Anti Joke

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.