- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

i am writing this because i felt like it.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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