What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Psychics.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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